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“Daily info:M**** got strait A’s threw the whole year!!!!!!!!!”
I guess they don’t grade spelling anymore 
Big vs. Small
“People tend to overestimate what they will accomplish in one year, but underestimate what they will accomplish in five.” (Steve Pavlina)
Similarly, most of us tend to underestimate the volumes (and to a lesser extent, areas) of large objects, and overestimate that of smaller ones.
I wonder if there’s a word for this.
Jim Morrison
“People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend…”
“I’m a guy who doesn’t see anything good having come from the Internet…(The Internet) created this notion that anyone can have whatever they want at any given time. It’s as if the stores on Madison Avenue were open 24 hours a day. They feel entitled. They say, ‘Give it to me now,’ and if you don’t give it to them for free, they’ll steal it.”
Nevermind the guy’s motives, I somehow agree with him!
Friend:
“She used to be a good childhood friend of mine when I was a child.”
Random youtube user
… its quite sad really i miss my childhood memories
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity
Stephen Colbert:
Cynics say that Valentine’s is just a manufactured holiday created to make you buy candy, cards and roses. Romantics know, however, that that crap gets you a lot of nookie!
“People who have been waiting for years to vote for a woman or a black find themselves conflicted having to make a choice between the two at one time. That’s very, very tough, especially on African-American women.”
Because they’re black, and female. That’s an advanced thought process right there!
“I was so close to studying astrophysics before I chose art. Spaceships fascinate me. It’s amazing how so many people work on designing spaceships but don’t realize that we’re living on one.”
I didn’t know whether to giggle or nod in silent admiration.
“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades” - Demetri Martin
Denver Nuggets Kenyon Martin: “Right now I’m at a loss for words, you know what I’m saying?” errr…. nothing at all?
“Oh, I’m going to love this tea… honeybrush, lemon stick, etc…” 20 seconds later: “Ewww. I can’t drink a tea with a picture of Steffi Graf on the box!”
“I HATE perfumed chocolate.” I agree.
“Horrified spectators panicked in fear”
“Email is a rarer form of spam”
“I’m very nice to strangers when I have my period”
