Strawberries and strawberry jam on the same plate is just as existentially confusing as chickens and eggs.

I can’t stand people wearing clothes with glitter and words like “bebe, baby, doll, girl, angel, princess” or any other language’s equivalent thereof. especially if those words are printed on the backsides of jogging pants. Just sharing.

Ridiculously long eyebrow hairs are a terrible sign of things to come. <shudder/>

There’s something utterly unnerving about food that contains both eggs and chicken.