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Here's how to get over it! (December 29th, 2009, 0)
Yeah but no but yeah.
True story, but it might as well be a Mitch Hedberg joke: Stewardess, right after Cptn. turns on seatbelt sign: “ladies and gentlemen, it is now 6:30 pm San francisco local time. the captain has informed me that we will be landing at 7:20, so in around 30 minutes. therefore, I would suggest you all get up and move around a little. actually I just noticed the seatbelt signs, so don’t. that will be all.”
The merits of project planning: Suicide bomber killed by suicide bomber while en-route to target!
Terrorist leaders have called the incident a "wake-up call." "No one likes to see a senseless waste of a willingness to take human life," said al-Qaeda operative Salih al-Shimiri, in a videotaped message aired on Al-Jazeera Monday evening. "However, there are worse problems than having too many suicide bombers on our streets."(August 20th, 2009, 0)
Uncomfortable plot summaries
Uncomfortable, sometimes funny, and politically incorrect plot summaries of popular movies.
my favorites:
300: Gays kill blacks.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
ROCKY: White man beats black man.
(via kottke.org)
The "Get Naked Bikini" is revenge 2.0. It's high-tech, it's got a social element to it, and it's got absolutely no privacy settings. (July 31st, 2009, 0)
this is why you have to pay extra attention to warning signs. The lightning blot!!1!1! (May 14th, 2009, 0)
Introducing the all-in-one Pomegranatephone. It's everything, and it made my day. Check out the projector and the shaver features. (May 14th, 2009, 0)
Eigentaste. Jokes tailored to your sense of humor. (May 12th, 2009, 0)
