Ok. It does not get lamer, sadder or creepier than this!

(ps: click on the image for a larger version! You need to read this through!)

I’m back! for brief… later tonight, the real posts come… this is just a preamble of sorts… and in the spirit of Easter… bunny rabbits, chocolate eggs, sunday brunches and all…

This was sent to me in an email…. I have only three words to say:

WHAT. IS. THIS?!

An interesting personality test, based on the renowned Myers-Briggs categorisation. In my cases, it rang seemingly true, apart from a few very wrong assessments (imho).

I came out as a Genuine Experiencer. You can read more about my results here. You can take the test here.

My results put me in the ESTP category of Myers-Briggs, I used to be ENTP when I last took that test.

Below is my own personal dna (generated based on my results) and a table with a partial personality analysis. Just what a guy needs with his nightcap.

Confidence	Low——————————————————–High	12
Openness	Low——————————————————–High	88
Extroversion	Low——————————————————–High	86
Empathy	Low——————————————————–High	0
Trust in others	Low——————————————————–High	2
Agency	Low——————————————————–High	26
Masculinity	Low——————————————————–High	62
Femininity	Low——————————————————–High	46
Spontaneity	Low——————————————————–High	72
Attention to style	Low——————————————————–High	70
Authoritarianism	Low——————————————————–High	98
Earthy/Imaginative	Imaginative—————————————-Earthy	24
Aesthetic/Functional	Functional————————————–Aesthetic	36

(via Naj - moose’s sister)
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w”with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

I laughed so hard, my sides hurt yesterday, when I came across this. Got it via Yogi… The funniest IM Logs I have come across in ages

You have to check it out, read the couple of conversations with the Wizard…Here’s one of the conversations:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: that’s ok. ok I’m a Japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, that’s for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.

Check this out. A fully fledged insanity test. I failed it. Let me know how you fared.