The ladies at Double X magazine decided to try to go through a typical work day like the boys from “Mad Men”. I’d like to try that too, sometime.

M: “I’m telling you man, I realize now how hard it is to quit smoking… It’s been such a long time, and I still feel like it”

R: “Well… I don’t think it is, but you got what you want… you’re not smoking”

M: “But it’s harder than i though, it’s really an addictive drug”

R: “Quitting anything you like is hard… what if i asked you to stop drinking. Right here, right now. You think you could do it?”

M: “Right now… I’m not so sure, being half-wasted already”

R: “You wouldn’t be able to. You know why? Because you enjoy it”

M: “It’s different… cigs are bad for you”

R: “Right… And vodka is like holy water, no?”

M: “But beer… that’s like… nourishing, man”

R: “Refreshing, yeah… oh, what? Nourishing?? Shit dude, how many have you had already?”

M: “No. Seriously. Like, there’s people in Bavaria that have it for breakfast”

R: “Oh… I’m sold”

M: “I’m telling you… it’s got like wheat and stuff in it… like… if you’re hungry, and you drink a few beers, you’re not hungry anymore. It’s like bread”

R: “…”