Yeah but no but yeah.
True story, but it might as well be a Mitch Hedberg joke: Stewardess, right after Cptn. turns on seatbelt sign: “ladies and gentlemen, it is now 6:30 pm San francisco local time. the captain has informed me that we will be landing at 7:20, so in around 30 minutes. therefore, I would suggest you all get up and move around a little. actually I just noticed the seatbelt signs, so don’t. that will be all.”
