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There were no earthquakes in Germany today. West Europe has been at peace for years now. There have been no alien invasions for millenia, and dinosaur attacks are down to zero! Tens of thousands of people are on vacation right now, and a lot of them are having a fantastic time. Half, yes, HALF!, the world is having a summer season, and no meteors (of significant size) have struck the earth.

In local news, public transportation ran smoothly all around Berlin, and several babies were born healthy around the city’s hospitals. No one was murdered in my neighborhood, and many people were seen laughing on the streets.

Millions of people interacted peacefully throughout the world these past 24 hours, and many couples are still happily in love.

Coming up, a report on how we are blessed with effortless access to information, but first, a video of various forms of laughter from around the globe.