Archive for August 20th, 2009

This story about a snake biting a British tourist on Holiday in Bavaria is not THAT interesting... the comments on the other hand are hilarious! (August 20th, 2009, 0)
The merits of project planning: Suicide bomber killed by suicide bomber while en-route to target!
Terrorist leaders have called the incident a "wake-up call." "No one likes to see a senseless waste of a willingness to take human life," said al-Qaeda operative Salih al-Shimiri, in a videotaped message aired on Al-Jazeera Monday evening. "However, there are worse problems than having too many suicide bombers on our streets."
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Uncomfortable plot summaries

August 20th, 2009 , 0 comment(s) 

Uncomfortable, sometimes funny, and politically incorrect plot summaries of popular movies.

my favorites:

300: Gays kill blacks.

BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.

ROCKY: White man beats black man.

(via kottke.org)

definitely one of my favorite pie charts

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