Everyone who’s every used a common locker room has noticed that more often than not, there’s someone at the locker next to you when you’re changing, even though the rest of the room is relatively empty.

Remarking about “murphy’s law” usually gets a laugh at my current gym,  it used to warrant an unsavory grunt at my old gym.

Yup. That’s why I pay twice as much in membership fees now than I used to a few months ago. For the intellectual banter in the changing rooms.