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Syriana: Syriana sucks. A very lame attempt at making a mind-blowing political thriller…. all it does is present some cheap cliches and over-simplify everything by making it all part of a complicated plot. Not recommended. Although, seeing George Clooney like that is fun.

Underworld: The only reason I went is for a fun time, and hot vampire chick in latex. The movie is a pop-corn flick, give it that, but there was too little latex, too few hot vampire chicks and the action wasn’t that remarkable. The first was better. Watch it only if you’re bored.

Million dollar baby: Clint Eastwood is an overrated actor, in my opinion. He’s an Ok director, and the movie is sad, to say the least, but it had a LOT of potential, and it didn’t really live up to what it could have been… clint mumbles a lot… it pisses me off. Watchable, but not up to the hype.

Rules of attraction: A little cheesy flick that tries too hard to be a cult hit. Don’t watch this. Shallow characters, silly plot(s), stupid college kids (I can call them that, now ). One main character walks around with a bottle of Jack in coat pocket… that was cool.

Igby goes down: The only cool things about this movie was that Kieran Culkin can act circles around his big brother, Jeff Goldblum plays his role marvelously, and Claire Danes is one of the few blonde (the curls…. roar) actresses that I have ever found attractive. Other than that, nah…. don’t bother watching it.