Guilty
Saddam Ordered to Hang for Deaths in Iraqi Village.
Turns out I was wrong (blog post from Sep. 2004). I was joking… but I was wrong.
Denver Nuggets Kenyon Martin: “Right now I’m at a loss for words, you know what I’m saying?” errr…. nothing at all?
“Oh, I’m going to love this tea… honeybrush, lemon stick, etc…” 20 seconds later: “Ewww. I can’t drink a tea with a picture of Steffi Graf on the box!”
Saddam Ordered to Hang for Deaths in Iraqi Village.
Turns out I was wrong (blog post from Sep. 2004). I was joking… but I was wrong.
A couple of Evangelist churches have published a politically correct version of the bible. Apparently, they paid someone 400.000 euros (a little over 500.000 USD) to turn the bible into something more in tune with the 21st century. “Love thine neighbor” becomes “love thine male neighbor and thine female neighbor” (in German, nouns are male, female or neutral… so neighbor is male, sort of)… God becomes neutral, and sometimes female, and so on…
“In the name of the father/mother, and the son/daughter and the holy spirit/ess”
On a different planet, I’ve started working out again. Why does ever gym in the world have an overweight trainer? And why does every gym in the world have an older member with a huge beard, who’s fighting time and his sagging skin by pumping iron?
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