Xena, the latest planet in our SS?

What the hell? We’re still discovering planets in our own solar system? It makes me question how advanced this age really is.

Pluto was discovered in 1930, 75 years later, they discover another planet orbiting the sun. They christened it Xena, apparently, after the warrior princess with large boobies. The leather-clad dominatrix who has a pretty little slave girl to take advantage off.

Naturally, you made the connection.